Hello queef!

Hey guys, sorry i haven't blogged for like ages - i forgot my password (like i said i probably would) and could't be bothered with the whole 'forgot your password aaaaayyyeeee?' shananagin. SO YEAH, howdy. How's life? How's your genitals? How are your pets? How are your family? Did you sort out the STI? Yeah, i really hope you did, was rather gross wasn't it? I certainly wouldn't like to go around showing people my willy if i had an STI. Well, i don't go around showing my STI free willy to randoms every day, but it would be worst diseased. You know what i really feel like? Dr Pepper. What a god. What a babe. Wow, my spelling seem to be rather drastic tonight.. I think that word didn't work correctly in that sentence either. Oh well, must just be one of those days. Like that day your nail broke and you dropped your irn bru? See, i know you well. Can read your mind. I am magic. I'm kidding i'm really not, but i'd love to be  a wizard and attend Hogwarts and spice it up a bit with funniness. I mean, come on, Harry has interesting adventurous but i'd have funny ones like drawing penis' on the moving pictures and see if they moved too. I'd also have a race with Dumbledore and Haggrid. I would also shave Haggrid's beard as it's rather ming. I think i would chuck a dragon at him to blow it off, not like a blow job, but like a firey blow. Oh lord i can't make this sound unrelated to sex, it's like an infection - adisease - an STI - a clit. WHy am i putting hyphins? Is that even how you spell 'hyphin'? Is that even a hyphin? Probably not but i'd appreciate you answering me, you hair muffin covered in satsuma jizz. I wonder if a fruit's ever had sex, or if someone's ever had sex dressed up as a fruit? That would be hilariously hysterical. Just like the size of your cock. Laugh out loud, aren't I a funny one. Not. Well i try, but i succeed in making some people laugh but some people find my sense of humour stupid, silly, immature etc but they can just lick my clit. Close your legs darling the fish is escaping. What an escopade. Is that a word? I don't know, but is it weird i've never eaten haggis and i'm Scottish? I'm sorry but i just hate the thought of what's in it. I can't be arsed blogging anymore tonight, mind blank. Catch you my favourite pineapples.