B to the itches.

I enjoyed writing my last blog so much, i decided to write another. And thanks to the lovely Amy Wilson, i have decided on my next topic. Bitches. Bitches come in all shapes and size, some are small and fat, tall and skinny etc. Now some bitches can be quite entertaining, especially when they choose to share some good gossip with you. But sometimes, you really just want to smack their fugly faces until their clit pops out of their eyes. Sozza, had to be said. But yeah, there are several bitches at PHS, most people look up to them though, which is a shame because they're really not the nicest of people. They're like the plastics - team royalty, EVERYONE wants to be them. They really should just get hit by a bus. Right, please, at this moment think of the biggest bitch you know standing in the middle of the road, then imagine a huge yellow bus flying towards them and squishing them. Funny huh? All their gossip gone, they can't bitch about you to anyone any more. Your life is better. See how good life would be without bitches? You wouldn't have to worry about them anymore. Shame life isn't like mean girls. You have to deal with them. So you may aswell just slap them and talk about them behind their back. It's funny to do things like that. Those bitches have it coming to them all their lives! But yeah . .  so we all hate bitches. Their only purpose in life is to fuck people about and upset people. I say it's time people take a stand against these bitches. Don't let them run your lives, follow the geeks rather than the bitches! That way, you'll end up having a successful life and you won't end up spending your life borrowing face paint off of the oompa loomps, then not being able to pay them back and then having the oompa loompa mafia on your back for the rest of your life. Not good is it?! So come on guys, take a stand against these bitches, let the geeks be the new queen bees, take part in spelling bees rather than spending the night taking pictures of yourself in the mirror with flash on so no one can actually see your fugly face every night. Take a stand people, KILL THE BITCHES!