Happy Valentine's Day.

Hey y'all, i'm back. Miss me? Probs not, oh well. I got some good feedback on my recent blogs (but one bad bit but oh well) but i thought i'd write more. Well look at the date? It's the fourteenth of February. VALENTINES! Whoop whoop! Not. I'm single. And i'm sure you are too if you're spending your valentines evening reading this rather than 'shaggin' yer bird'. But seriously, Valentines is sweet but it's all commercial, card companies must make so much money. Oh well, i'm probs just being a moody shit cause i'm single. HEY HO! But i spent a lovely valentines in Edinburgh. I pigged out in Edinburgh with some friends and also got a new man bag. I love man bags. Gok says they're very fashionable, so hey, Gok's never wrong. Talking about Gok, you'd never believe how funny it is convincing people that he is straight with children. It's surprising how many people believe me! But yeah, man bags are awesome. They must be fairly feminine though. I got called a girl by a shop assistant today, bitch. I mean i really don't think that i do like a women. I may have long hair but i'm all muscle.. Sarcasm. I'm flabby, wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on a plate. Sozza, jelly out burst. Jelly isn't much like flab though. Oh great, i just remembered i put some jelly in the shopping trolley when shopping with my mum yesterday. Whoop whoop! Man, that has to be one of the funner things, putting weird things or yummy things into the trolley when your parents aren't looking. Everyone's done it at one point. My sister and I are really bad for it! But it means you know you've got something yummy to look forward to, even if it pisses your parents off. You've got to love shopping though. When i was younger i hated it but now at the age of fifteen i can't get enough of shopping. Whether it's for clothes, electronics or food it's always great! I got my new phone today, it's my fourth one of 2011. Shows how much shopping i do, eh? Or just shows i;m picky about phones. But everyone is picky about something i guess. I'm not sure what i'm picky about though.. phones i guess but, i'm sure there's something else. Oh well. I wonder what you're picky about? I also wonder if you're enjoying this blog? I hope you are, i'm finding it harder this time to write about stuff. I think it's because i'm watching Glee whilst i'm doing this. Now, i bet you either thought to yourself there 'Haha, Glee. How gay.' or 'Aww i was watching Glee too!'. I find it quite good actually, i didn't watch season one but i have watched all of this season. One series i have watched every episode of though is Friends. Gotta love Friend. It's hilarious! Chandler has to be my favourite though. I think Ross is boring. But people say i'm a bit like Ross? Great. I'm boring. Oh well. I didn't use to watch much TV, but now i watch loads. Not as much as some people though.. But i do watch a fair amount. I want to get a big TV in my room but i don't have the space, what a shame eh? My bed takes up a lot of the room. It's a double idea. Now no sexual ideas, NAUGHTY! I just love my space. Oh man, is it bad if a cute goes like black? Cause that's the colour the cut on my thumb has gone. Eww, i know. Just wondering cause no one in my family is that medically, i'll ask mum later though. Man i really want to dye my hair. I think i'm going to go black/brown. We'll see. I'm bored of m,y hair, it has like blonde highlights developing (nauturally btw, i'm not a chavvy hedgehog with bleached highlights, eww) and i want them gone. I've never dyed it before. Hope it goes okay! Wow, this blog has been going on for quite long now, and there hasn't been any mention of clits. Wow! Clit clit clit. There, this is more of a Calum blog now. Urgh, i think i'll stop here. I don't want it to drag on, which i'm sure it has. Hope it was entertaining though, i tried hard. Very hard. I didn't listen to music this time though.. i think it helped me last time though. Oh wells. Hope it was okay. By the way, i asked my mum why the cut went black... it's dead blood. LOVELY! See ya babes.