Non sono bravo!

Top of the evening babies. How are you? What you guys listening to? What's the hot jams? But yeah, hello again. I should be revising for music but i don't like it so nuh, no having it. This has been an odd week. I can't decide if it's been good or not.. either hasn't been or has been okay. Was back at school on monday, like i'm sure most of you were too. I've never been to subway. I don't really like school. There was a white substance on the floor today which i nearly stood on. Someone must have been waddling around with their legs open or something. I'm sure they weren't but yeah, it'd be fun to blame a slut for opening her legs. It'd be like 'MISS! *inserts name* just opened her legs!' So funny. Too funny. Like yer fanny. No i'm totally kidding, i'm sure you have an adorable vagina. Well, i've never said that before. Oh well, probably too much flutter tonging.. OH WELL NEVER MIND! A capella. I really can't revise right now, too much lady gaga on. She sounds nothing like those ming. gaelic psalm groups. Want to shoot them! Kidding i have no gun. Chill guys, seriously, tuck that scrotum right back in to where it belongs. King Kong is at our school. Crazy times. Morbid! I want some new glasses. I wouldn't suit life without my glasses i think, contacts aren't my thang! I think i'm due a new pair in June. Want to come and help me pick them? Well sorry, you're not invited, you've been to active with your urethra in the recent years. Man i could really do with some nachos. Well, i could always do with nachos. I mean, imagine life without nachos. Heartbreaking, it's be like life without knowing about Lily Allen's sex life. Actual crazy. Imagine if the world turned out to just be one of the testiis in God's scrotum, just blobbing around. Funny. I wish i could make an oven. Ovens are really good. They make me food. Well, they cook food. AND FOOD IS GOOD! Hehe, ryhme time. Gosh, did it again. I'M ON A ROLE! So many CAPITALS! I hate Hitler, he was a right dick. I think i would be a good Prime Minister. I'd try really hard to make people happy and also make sure you could get condoms and pads or tampons for free. Life would be better that way. I would quite like to write a rap song, it'd probably fail but worse things have happened. Like your parents failed condoms. Kidding, i'm sure they didn't wear a condom for an important reason - and that's reason is you! How does that make you feel? You are a reason! AND someone had sex for you! OHHHHH happy days. OHHHHH dr john! Mika is a babe, isn't he? I saw him live and got his signature, whoop! And i went to nandos. I will shoot you if you haven't been to nandos. It's like a Portugese heaven! Lots of sauce flying around, wraps wrapping yer penis. Imagine a rapping penis? That would be hilarious. I love cardigans, imagine a gang bang with cardigans, nandos and nachos? YAY! But that would probably just be classed as a threesome. OH WELL. I'm off. Sleep well, hope you get the crabs sorted out.