Morning Cherubs.

Hey again. Fourth blog, whoop whoop! With Duck Sauce playing in the background. How inspiring. I love their name, duck sauce.. makes me hungry for  chinese takeaway. I love takeaways. Indian, Chinese, Italian etc.. They're all amazing! In the Spring i want to eat a Chinese on the grass outside and roll in it so i can be a spring roll. HAHA funny. Well not really but i want to try and make my readers laugh. I like making people laugh, laughing's good. A world without laughter would be sad but i'd get the giggles so i guess there's no way there could be a world with no laughter. Eww Nelly just came on on Spotify. He sounds like he's orgasminging at the start of one of his songs. OH OH OH! Silly Nelly, i prefer the song which is like 'Nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus, off she went with her trumpity trump.. trump trump trump'. I don't think Nelly wrote or sung that though. That would be such a funny song if someone rapped it. Mmm, Mika. Much better. He would do a great job at singing a nursery rhyme. Deffo. Why am i talking about nursery rhymes though? Isn't Nelly the Elephant a song? Oh well. And i just noticed as the title i wrote 'Morning Cherubs' when it's actually the afternoon. WHOOPSY! Well anyway, good afternoon cherubs. Wow, i usually write my blogs when it's dark outside but it's light just now. Cools. It looks like God hasn't been using his head and shoulders shampoo and WHIPPED HIS HAIR BACK AND FORTH and got dandruff everywhere. Silly god! God rhymes with cod. I love how a video game about war and killing has been nicknamed a fish, i mean it's like people referring to World War  One as Salmon. NO ONE WOULD DO THAT! I hate fish too so even more reason to make a fush. It's too rubbery. And it's actual minging when it appears at a table with it's head still there with it's eyes buldging. Haha minging, i prefer to pronounce it as Minge-ing. Minge has to be one of the best words ever. But like most of you must know by now, i'll take any oppertunity to mention a genital in my writing. Brb lunch. BAck. Miss me? Probably not, you probably didn't take the fifteen minute break that i did. Oh wells, shit happens, life goes on. I won't kill myself. This time anyway . .  Guess what i had? A toasty and soup. Yummy! I bet you didn't take a guess though, bet you just read straight ahead. Fucking bitch. Sorry, bad Calum. I slapped myself on your behalf. I actually did though, not lying tae ya hen. Slapping is really funny though. It should be one of the ten (now eleven) commandments. 'Thou must slap a bitch'. That would be flippin' fantastic. I also had angel delight for lunch, double yum! Seriously, you don't understand how hard it has been not to put a smiley face into my writing, it's just so tempting! But i shall keep it neat. It would probably be kinder if there was some smiles though. Life would suck without smiling. Life would also suck without glasses. I wouldn't be able to write my blogs without them. I like having hair aswell. Ddon't even bother making a remark to yourself about pubic hair - i meant head hair. NAUGHTY! Aww wow I just noticed you can bolden words and put them in italics and also underline them. Shit, it's not letting me stop underlining the words. Fgs. Oh well, i guess i'll manage. Clit  hehe. I'm immature at times but you probably don't think i am immature in the slightest. But i guess being immature is acting like a child, and i'd be very surprised if an eight year old had the same obsession as me about the word clit. That would be pretty hilarious though. That's all for now. Hope it was an okay blog, i tried. Love you, well not you, but i love yer maw. Haha kidding, over used phrases are baaaaaaaad. Bah bah black sheep have you any wool? Naw fuck off. Right sozza, bye!